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Hey, listen to this song:

Listening to the first 15 seconds, I didn't think I was going to like it. The reasons I like this song are interesting enough to write about at length, but... oh, just hit the button.

In which something is beeping

Several years ago I predicted that in the future there will often be a mysterious beeping which no one can identify or locate. This has happened to me several times since then, but tonight was special. Something kept going BEE-doo loudly, about once every two minutes. I suspected the smoke detector and my laptop before tracking the noise to a cell phone.

It was 3 AM. My house is full of guests trying to sleep.